Dead (i)Mac walking

Recent updates to the venerable iMac line has reduced a number of Apple users to “Dawn of the Dead“-like zombies, and to borrow a picture from Macenstein, turning good people into ravenous, blood-curdling maniacs.

Am glad I stuck with my “age-old” iMac aka Big Mac because that frees me from this deadly, debilitating virus. I am hoping a vaccine of some sort, preferably a firmware update, will restore my iMac all the drugs needed to quarantine it from this pernicious disease.

Oh, but that 30″ Apple Cinema Display is quite alluring, isn’t it? Stop it! Stop it! You’re infecting me, you bufoon!


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