Megan Fox becomes single

A lot of guys will probably go ape shit with this, but it’s over for Brian Austin Green and the always hot Megan Fox.

Yahooooooo!

Finally, the chance has slipped back for us who desire to be beside the most desirable female in the planet.  And, pardon me, no ape is saying to her that she’s a Man in disguise.

I’ll bust your balls if you say that again.

P.S. Love that pink accessory you’re toting, MF.  Go Apple!