Why we want Megan Fox on this page again

Because she’s just too high profile nowadays, that’s why.  And yes, she’s single again, so she says.

But isn’t she getting quite skanky in her attire lately?  And those tats? Ugh.

So, when you’re single and undoubtedly the most-sought after female in the world (sorry, Scarlett), what do you do?

1.  Eat some more (or, at least, something)

2.  Spawn the same species with a virile male (not BAG)

3.  Wear minis, please.